Your Thoughts Exactly..."Right?"

Forget health food. I'am at an age where i need all the preservatives I can get.

If there is no chocolate in heaven I'm not going.

As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

I would be unstoppable. if I could just get started.

Out of estrogen. Next mood swing : 2minutes.

The quickest way for a parent to get child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.

You can't stay young forever. But you can be immature for the rest of your life.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay they know me here.

If you leave me can I come too?

Gone crazy. back soon

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Quote on beauty

You are beautiful. Why are you beautiful?

You are beautiful because you are alive, not because of what you have accomplished.

That's not what makes you beautiful.

You are beautiful because this breath - the most divine gift of all - comes into you.

 - Prem Rawat

Inspiring love Image quotes

When I am with you,I 

wish I could stop time so

I could spend forver

with you & never have to leave your company....

I LOVE YOU

Don't Judge me 

when you don't 

Know me

I want you to be mine forever...

Your kiss is my drug...

I hate you for leaving me all alone

Your hug is my addiction & your kiss is my drug

MY heart stopped beating since you left

Staying Right next to u is where i wanna be.

Your love keeps my heart beating...

My Attitude is based on how you Treat me...

 

 I Am nothing special of This I am

sure.I am Just A Common MAn With

Common Thoughts.There Are NO Monuments Dedicated To me And My Name Will Soon Be Forgotten. But

I've Loved Another With All My

Heart And a Soul. And To me That Has 

Always Been Enough. Love ImmI

I am not useless, I can be used as a Bad Example

Nothing lasts forever,

So live it up, drink it down,

Laugh it off avoid the bullshit,

take chances,

& never have regrets,

because at one point,

everything you did was exactly 

what you wanted - LOVE

When you are with me I feel perfect. 

The secret to friendship is to be a good listener.