"Happiness is a dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand on the drill." -Johnny Carson
"I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist." -Taylor Caldwell
"You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep." -Author Unknown
"I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five." -Martin H. Fischer
"Although I'm in pain now, I'm glad I went to the dentist." -Alissa Lopez
"Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing." -Johnny Depp