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Im never wrong. I once thought I was wrong,turns out, I was mistaken.

Its better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that youre stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

There are three types of people in thisworld: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. - Mary Kay Ash Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in theribs and cackle, telling me, "Youre next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

So... the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "thats a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"

What do I do when I seesomeone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I STARE, I SMILE, AND WHEN IGET TIRED...I PUT THE MIRROR DOWN!!! - GAURAV SIDANA

When life gives you lemons, makeorange juice and leave the worldwondering how the hell you did it. "Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot."

There are two words gayshate: Dont and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together.

Life is a waste of time.Time is a waste of life. Solets get wasted and have the time of our lives!

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Im a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!

I look at the stars and I see you,I look at the moon and I see you,I look at the trees and I see you, Please step aside, you are blocking my view.

But enough about me,lets talk about you...What do you think of me? - Johnny Bravo

Dont Do Something Permanently Stupid, Just Because You Are Temporarily Upset..

it goes in dry,it comes out wet,the longer its in,the better it gets,when it comes out,it drips and sags,.............stop thinking nasty,its a tea bag!

My favorite text message:"Ill be there in 5 minutes.. if not, read this again."

Confucius say: to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.

Never argue with an idiot.Theyll drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!!!

Whatever doesnt kill you,only makes you stronger.Whatever doesnt kill ME, had better run like hell!

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:1) You believe in Santa Claus.2) You dont believe in Santa Claus.3) You are Santa Claus.4) You look like Santa Claus.

Im one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES:>>ONCE when its told to me>>ONCE when its explained to me>>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally understand it

He who laughs last thinks slowest!!! Thank You Very Much Sompong Yusoontorn

Call her beautiful, instead of pretty or cute.

Buy her nice things.

Make sure she knows that you're afraid to lose her.

Treat her the same around your friends as you would do when you're alone.

Be there when she needs you.

Have a date planned out so all she has to do is look good and show up.

Randomly send her a text saying you're thinking about her.

While out, introduce her to the people that matter to you. Make sure she knows who they are and vice versa.

Make her a priority, not an option.

Movie night cuddling, instead of going out with the guys.

On a date: Help her with her coat. Pull out her chair. Open the door for her. Let her order her food first. Stay off your phone.

Back down in an argument even though she may be wrong.

Ask her if she's lost weight.

Respect her. Respect her family, respect her friends, respect her morals.

Slow-dance with her even if there's no music.

Sneak up behind her, hold her around her waist, kiss her softly on the neck and tell her you love her.

Support her ambition and love her flaws.

Walk into a room full of temptation and stay faithful.

Give her your hoodie when she's cold.

Make her feel like she's the only woman in the world.

Fight for her when she's ready to give up, and hold her tight when she's at her weakest.

Never let others influence anything when it comes to her; she wants you to be the reasoning for your actions.

Hold her tight in public just to show people that you're proud to have someone like her.

Always take the first step. Don't always wait for her to start everything.

Bring her roses or flowers for no reason at all. Not just when you're in trouble or on Valentine's Day.

Offer to give her a massage. Foot, back, neck, shoulder... okay, the whole body.

Avoid responding with "okay," or any short answer that makes it sound like you weren't listening.

Save a photo of her as your phone's background or screensaver. That way she'll know you're thinking of her everytime you look at your phone.