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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin
Love, Trust, Women
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
Truth, Wise, Perfect
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Paris Hilton
Life, Boring, Short
Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and charming child that you were. You start to grow, and they want to keep you little forever.
Michael Jackson
Keep, Start, Child
The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.
Henry Rollins
Change, Nice, Others
Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.
Natalie Portman
Time, Someone, Walk
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Gilda Radner
Women, Woman, Rather
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Natalie Portman
Pet, Guy, Desirable
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Dave Barry
God, Wanted, Concerned
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.
Michael J. Fox
Mean, Laugh, Walk
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
Paris Hilton
Power, Young, Old
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ann Coulter
Nonsense, Liberals, Idiocy
Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
Natalie Portman
Time, Walk, Run
Reese Witherspoon is as cute as a button on Raggedy Ann's overalls, but irresistible raw sex appeal is not one of her qualities.
Roger Ebert
Sex, Her, Qualities
I couldn't be an ingenue today, because the business has changed. I remember when you could dress for a premiere just by putting on a cute top. Now you have to be perfect and fabulous in every way, or you're ridiculed.
Julia Roberts
Business, Today, Remember
I tried Botox one time and was permanently surprised for a couple of months. It was not a cute look for me. My feeling is, I have three children who should know what emotion I'm feeling at the exact moment I'm feeling it... that is critical.
Julia Roberts
Time, Children, Feeling
Y'all are so cute and y'all talk so proper over here. I love England.
Beyonce Knowles
Love, Talk, Here
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
Sandra Bullock
Life, Door, Next
I think penguins are cute.
Zooey Deschanel
There are so many cute vintage dresses made out of synthetics from the '60s and '70s - but they're so itchy and hot. It's not worth it!
Zooey Deschanel
Worth, Hot, Vintage
If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?
Zooey Deschanel
Love, Fine, Hates
Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother.
Anne Lamott
Time, Good, Hope
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.
Shia LaBeouf
Love, Human, May
I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute.
Pink
Friends, Taking, Tour
I'm cute - and God I hate that. Because that's not cool. I'm like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It's the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I'm an everyday, normal girl.
Kelly Clarkson
God, Cool, Hate
I've got a song on One Direction's album called 'Tell Me A Lie'. It's a really cute song - I love it. I loved that they liked it. They sound really great on it. I already have it - I'm so VIP with my copy on my computer! It does sound really good.
Kelly Clarkson
Love, Good, Great
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
Elton John
Great, Fun, Her
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones
Not all relationships are meant to last forever. Some people come into our lives to teach us an important and sometimes painful life lessons and then they leave. It's up to us how we use this experience and what we gain from it.
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Sometimes when you end up in a relationship with someone, it's not because they were your first choice, it's because they were your best choice.
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For most guys, women are just accessories that could be displayed in street, school, in front of his friends, or even used as a thing to make up their own satisfaction. But for most women, guys are God's gift that needs to be loved, cared, loyal, and trusted.
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Good lovers understand each other. Better lovers respect each other. Best lovers live to trust each other. Great lovers dwell in each other.
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It's hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it's necessary.
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People die, memories dont, cherish the people in your life, let them know you love them because sometimes our loved ones are taken away from us so suddenly we never get the chance to tell them how we really felt.
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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin
Love, Trust, Women
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect - But tell me the truth.
Shel Silverstein
Truth, Wise, Perfect
The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Paris Hilton
Life, Boring, Short
Because I think every child star suffers through this period because you're not the cute and charming child that you were. You start to grow, and they want to keep you little forever.
Michael Jackson
Keep, Start, Child
The only difference between me and others is that they think they can change something with cute little poems, nice cards or embracing trees and being nice to little lapdogs.
Henry Rollins
Change, Nice, Others
Cute is when your personality shines through your looks. Like, when you see someone's personality in the way they walk and you just feel like hugging them every time you see them.
Natalie Portman
Time, Someone, Walk
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
Gilda Radner
Women, Woman, Rather
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Natalie Portman
Pet, Guy, Desirable
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Dave Barry
God, Wanted, Concerned
The laughs mean more to me than the adoration. If two girls walk up to me and one says 'you're cute', I'll say thank you, but I appreciate it much more when the other one says 'you make me laugh so much'.
Michael J. Fox
Mean, Laugh, Walk
I'm not the same person I was. I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me. I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that.
Paris Hilton
Power, Young, Old
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ann Coulter
Nonsense, Liberals, Idiocy
Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.
Natalie Portman
Time, Walk, Run
Reese Witherspoon is as cute as a button on Raggedy Ann's overalls, but irresistible raw sex appeal is not one of her qualities.
Roger Ebert
Sex, Her, Qualities
I couldn't be an ingenue today, because the business has changed. I remember when you could dress for a premiere just by putting on a cute top. Now you have to be perfect and fabulous in every way, or you're ridiculed.
Julia Roberts
Business, Today, Remember
I tried Botox one time and was permanently surprised for a couple of months. It was not a cute look for me. My feeling is, I have three children who should know what emotion I'm feeling at the exact moment I'm feeling it... that is critical.
Julia Roberts
Time, Children, Feeling
Y'all are so cute and y'all talk so proper over here. I love England.
Beyonce Knowles
Love, Talk, Here
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
Sandra Bullock
Life, Door, Next
I think penguins are cute.
Zooey Deschanel
There are so many cute vintage dresses made out of synthetics from the '60s and '70s - but they're so itchy and hot. It's not worth it!
Zooey Deschanel
Worth, Hot, Vintage
If I'm going to be 'too' anything, 'too cute' is fine. I love puppies. So what? Who hates puppies?
Zooey Deschanel
Love, Fine, Hates
Most of me was glad when my mother died. She was a handful, but not in a cute, festive way. More in a life-threatening way, that had caused me a long time ago to give up all hope of ever feeling good about having had her as a mother.
Anne Lamott
Time, Good, Hope
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.
Shia LaBeouf
Love, Human, May
I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute.
Pink
Friends, Taking, Tour
I'm cute - and God I hate that. Because that's not cool. I'm like your niece, and nobody wants to date their niece. It's the chubby cheeks. The whole reason people voted for me on American Idol is because I'm an everyday, normal girl.
Kelly Clarkson
God, Cool, Hate
I've got a song on One Direction's album called 'Tell Me A Lie'. It's a really cute song - I love it. I loved that they liked it. They sound really great on it. I already have it - I'm so VIP with my copy on my computer! It does sound really good.
Kelly Clarkson
Love, Good, Great
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
Elton John
Great, Fun, Her
If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones
Not all relationships are meant to last forever. Some people come into our lives to teach us an important and sometimes painful life lessons and then they leave. It's up to us how we use this experience and what we gain from it.
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If you can't forget your EX,You will never trust your NEXT.
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Sometimes when you end up in a relationship with someone, it's not because they were your first choice, it's because they were your best choice.
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Choices quotes Being The Best quotes Being In Love quotes
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For most guys, women are just accessories that could be displayed in street, school, in front of his friends, or even used as a thing to make up their own satisfaction. But for most women, guys are God's gift that needs to be loved, cared, loyal, and trusted.
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Good lovers understand each other. Better lovers respect each other. Best lovers live to trust each other. Great lovers dwell in each other.
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It's hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it's necessary.
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People die, memories dont, cherish the people in your life, let them know you love them because sometimes our loved ones are taken away from us so suddenly we never get the chance to tell them how we really felt.
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Stop trying to get the attention of the people who dont care about you and try keeping the attention of the people who do.
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